Saturday, 15 December 2007

please forgive my poor blogging skills..

Firstly I should take some time here to thank the powers- that-be in Malaysia for pushing me out of my complacency & in doing my own blog.

TERIMA KASIH to ALL our "Dear Great Leaders*"!!

And btw - if u are seeing all sorts of crazy formatting and changing of fonts etc..it is because I am still expermenting !

AND somehow or whatever happened..but I just changed my blogsite command language fr French to English so I can finally understand what the heck the dashboard is all about!

I really can't for the life of me, figure out WHY my blog commands were in french; french NOT being a language I know too well (other than ordering a meal and even then, I mangle the language to death!).

ALSO - puhleessee people! I am really NOT Marina Mahathir in another guise here...as some ppl think & I dunno why they think so! Because if I am MM, then I know French, kan?

So please forgive your aunty here for all sort of wierdness - other than I am realy wierd in the first place - but you know what I mean.

I am still figuring out the how-to's of managing a blog while juggling a household & managing the extent of my kaypohism AND venting my immense "silent" fury on many blogs - at what is happening in Malaysia to our human and democractic rights (NOT!)

Maafkan ya? Be patient.

In any event, I truly did not start this blog with the idea of propagating anything.

I am still appalled people would come visit my blog!

Tit for tat I guess. This is due to the volume & frequency of my recent aforementioned blogging on other people's site that makes OTHER ppl wonder "wtf is this gobloking bugger eh?"

But now that I am finally warming up in writing - I dare say I surprise myself by "seeming" to appear more sensible & logical than SOME ppl in our government who are given press space to talk rot!

Yeah.. that's what's really pissing me off..

That Malaysia seem to have much more than our fair share of rottalkers in the government than many other 3rd world banana republics out there.

At least we don't seem to hear so much about other people's banana republics because AT LEAST they hold their mouths SHUT!

I just hope and pray that any sane person reading about the words of our officially appointed rottalkers, will not think ALL Malaysians have mush for brains and mush coming out of our muluts!

Yeah.. THAT's a really scarifying thought ain't it?


* So...ooo many ppl didn't get this. They thot I was really angkating kakis man...but sorry hah? I am NOT that clever nor original. That term originated from, and was coined by the Original Dear GREAT Leader of North Korea, Kim whatever..the daddy of that pouffy haired moron

"Dear Police - need i apply permit for dinner party?"

I have been raving and ranting so much on as many blogs as I can find these days that I have forgotten the end of the year is soon upon us & my family's do (to end the year) is in a few weeks

Yeah...really REALLY disturbing ain't it?

NO not my new hair cut!

ALL those EVENTS happening in Msia lah!

From the Yellow Walk to the ISA arrest of the 5 Hindraf protesters - which btw -

u can take it that I most certainly do NOT approve ie neither the platform on which the Hindraf walk (notice I write WALK not demonstrate!) took place NOR (especially) the use of ISA to detain and arrest the 5 persons for 2 years!

This does not mean I do NOT support my Indian, Malay & Chinese brothers and sisters.

HECK! I support all ethical people
I support the pure and good of heart
and I support the downtrodden & marginalized..

BUT MOSTLY AND MAINLY I SUPPORT THE REAL MALAYSIA & THE TRUE MALAYSIAN

oh yeah..yeah.. drivel drivel but HAHH! GOT THAT OFFA MY CHEST

So where was I ?

oh yes...I totally forgot I am attending our family dinner party (attending??)

Shoot! it's at our house so I AM the hostess! HELPPPPP!!! lagi teruk !!

So with everything happening these days, my questions regarding our dinner party (other than who is cooking what) are:

1. Must /Should we apply for a police permit since my family alone will be 20 adults not including any others who may, and surely will drop by?

My Muhibah moment will be to invite my Indian, Malay and Chinese neighbours to come join us for some fruit punch & ayam percik.

2. Can we wear Yellow or should we burn all our yellow teeshirts?

ok ok...you caught me.

I am my family's shit stirrer.

I am being devious & duplicitous to my own family. In actual fact I am trying to con(vince) my family into helping ME support & honor those brave Malaysians who had walked and stood in the firing line for us this fateful November and December

You can call me & my family the "silent" minority (as versus the silent majority UMNO said approved of the ISA & disapproved of the "demonstrations" which totally - & I mean TOTALLY - disrupted our shopping on 2 weekends - not to say our economy hokay?)

So what now eh? Permit or not? Yellow is the theme or not?

I think I think...YELLOW is a can-do, as ye olde man already has rubberstamped my now-not-so-covert political stance.

Aiyo..ok lah...I am lucky gal. Got to marry Prince Charming who indulges my stance in everything - even when he does not hold to the same views hisself!

But permit permit? Dat one I go ask my friendly Pak Cik Neighbour; that one got a GENUINE latukship one!!

And don't ask me why I need go consult Pak Cik Datuk.

I guess it's because his Datukship was earned and not bought - that I always ALWAYS think he da man, he so simple and easy going, he FOR SURE smart smart and will tell me the truth one.

Actually I am sure PakCik will say "no need lah..apa pasal besar tu?"

To which I will tell him about my yellow theme thingy, and

THEN for sure he will invite me in for kopi (as vesus standing at the gate) and

THEN for sure we will smoke some ciggies (yeah..I smoke so go shoot me if I don't die from cancer) and for SURE I will get to eat Mak Cik's kueh ... and

THEN we bicara
and
THAT my friends, is what I call MALAYSIA TRULY ASIA at work!