HURRY UP AND POST, Even if the darn site came back speaking French to me,
The last few weeks have been very “pukima” as the internet provider I use in this country SUCKED to high hell!
I finally found the time and energy (having survived Montezuma’s revenge and I ain’t even in Montezuma land) to march into the office of said internet provider
In my best (or is it worst?) French I demanded to see the manager; who being cowardly sent 2 females to soothe the savage beast.
I was really SHOCKED the moment I entered this huge office that they knew exactly who I was. Seems like I am this persistent china ah soh who’s permanently complaining for the last 2 years over their shocking service, and who had always use the name of a certain VVIP client of theirs to get my way with them.
Ofcourse I would use the name of this “VVIP” – especially since we are on very intimate terms! And don’t forget I am Malaysian, so dropping names’ in my BLOOD.
But the crux of the matter is I get to pay “ADSL” which is supposed to be 536kbps; but it has gotten so F***KED up I am getting 0.97kbps; not even fast enough to open Yahoo Mail!
HECK! At the best of time I am only getting 32kbps – for which I pay a ROYAL bloody sum every month. SPL…..UUURRP..there goes my giro amount to this company without fail.
They asked if it is because I need fast service for working. YES YES YES !!! I am working HARD…to blog and to post inane comments…in fact I miss my regular porn fix! SO what????
WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE (WHOM I HAVE TO PAY) WHO DEMANDS TO KNOW WHAT I NEED FAST INTERNET CONNECTION FOR??
So if I am so quiet, it is not as if I sudah mati ok?
NOW if this is MALAYSIA, I woulda immediately claimed I am DATIN something or other. That or say I am a Blogger. You think that would work?