Wednesday, 14 May 2008

Mad Bad Internet Connections!

HURRY UP AND POST, Even if the darn site came back speaking French to me,

The last few weeks have been very “pukima” as the internet provider I use in this country SUCKED to high hell!

I finally found the time and energy (having survived Montezuma’s revenge and I ain’t even in Montezuma land) to march into the office of said internet provider

In my best (or is it worst?) French I demanded to see the manager; who being cowardly sent 2 females to soothe the savage beast.

I was really SHOCKED the moment I entered this huge office that they knew exactly who I was. Seems like I am this persistent china ah soh who’s permanently complaining for the last 2 years over their shocking service, and who had always use the name of a certain VVIP client of theirs to get my way with them.

Ofcourse I would use the name of this “VVIP” – especially since we are on very intimate terms! And don’t forget I am Malaysian, so dropping names’ in my BLOOD.

But the crux of the matter is I get to pay “ADSL” which is supposed to be 536kbps; but it has gotten so F***KED up I am getting 0.97kbps; not even fast enough to open Yahoo Mail!

HECK! At the best of time I am only getting 32kbps – for which I pay a ROYAL bloody sum every month. SPL…..UUURRP..there goes my giro amount to this company without fail.

They asked if it is because I need fast service for working. YES YES YES !!! I am working HARD…to blog and to post inane comments…in fact I miss my regular porn fix! SO what????

WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE (WHOM I HAVE TO PAY) WHO DEMANDS TO KNOW WHAT I NEED FAST INTERNET CONNECTION FOR??

So if I am so quiet, it is not as if I sudah mati ok?

NOW if this is MALAYSIA, I woulda immediately claimed I am DATIN something or other. That or say I am a Blogger. You think that would work?

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