I dunno why but I DO worry. In fact the more I worry, the more I should worry about staying afloat because then I go shopping to alleviate my worries. Typical Female. Ye..ap.
Now, what with all the uncertainty in today's (& the next few years) of the global recession & maybe even depression (ptui on that!)
Coupled with the high unemployment rate, & not forgetting I am no longer very employable, I have been looking at some recession proof sources of generating income.
Making & Selling food? Direct selling? Tour guiding? Dog training? Housekeeping? Aiyoh. All these jobs are very recession prone plus they require actual hard work.
So I hit on the idea of being a Politician. Parliamentarian?
Ya. Yah. I know. That's also hard work.
But that seems like the only job I know where PERHAPS I can have a very valid excuse to get out of the house, have my internet paid for, while continuing to knit, take a nap, cruise the net on my prepaid Blackberry, plus drink free kopi & eat free kueh.
I also like chatting, & wasting people's time - so basically I think I am suited to be a Parliamentarian. Ya.
But before you all go voting for me, I have some Qs I would like answered. Can you help me out?
Q 1. How many toilets are in Parliament for females?
I hear there are pathetic few toilets for females & if you know women, we will miss all our sittings in Parliament if we were to wait for each other to use the toilet. Also we need to go in pairs & that would take 2x the time
Q2. Are blow pipes with arrows tipped with sedatives (organic lah..I am quite green) allowed at meetings & Parliament sittings?
Q2 is linked to Q3 & Q4.
Q3. Is one liable for prosecution, if, say, one sedates some other asinine parliamentarians?
Because there should be some law stated somewhere that says MPs found purposefully & maliciously hampering the due & fair course of justice, productivity, & religious & racial harmony should be sedated for the entire duration of Parliament sitting.
OK. Some hardly need any sedatives to be sedate. In fact some are hardly there. But let's face it. There should not be more than 1 asinine fool at any time allowed at any one sitting. No?
Q4. Is one allowed to be paid for blowing arrows?
If so, I would like to start taking reservations immediately. That would be better biz than direct selling.
I will do my price list later but shooting Bung with the sedative would be my first charitable act for women & the public. But if you know his mouth, he would say I was blowing him (blow pipe?).
Whatever. So long as trash's put out, it's OUT.
And lastly but not at all unimportant to me
Q5. Who's the caterer at Parliament?
Because if they need one, I know people who can do the job. wink wink
And yes. I am the one on the far right of the photo