Wednesday, 31 March 2010

Of Dim Sum, Amber Chia & Chua Soi Lek

I love getting together with the ladies! We are a diverse group ranging in age from early 40's to early 80's. And we are such unabashed conversationalists, no subject is considered taboo..especially if we are gossiping about public figures.

Only dear kind Jean protested when many of us voiced our disappointment at the seeming lack of morality in our society where it gets to the point that a serial adulterer (& accidental porn star) becomes an elected leader.

Maybe it's not that Malaysians are immoral but that we are keeping up with the times. A more open society? And it's really mean to talk about someone's private life because everyone's entitled to a private life. Hmmm?

Err...NO Jean! NOT! I had to remind everyone that a public figure ie entertainer, politician, etc is fair game. Yeah. Too bad. BANG! Open target. Even Paris Hilton can't sue that slime ball bf of hers for what he did to her.

Ofcourse I am one of those Aunties who had no qualms about bragging having seen THAT video. I did. So shoot me. 1 of 1 million who did. I'm just another digit.

It didn't help that Gloria goaded me on by begging for a blow-by-blow (no pun intended) account. The only thing that still boggles my mind is how Angel can still remember (in the throes of passion) to take off her knee high boots as she climbed into bed.

Which is why you won't see me in my knee high boots in the bedroom. Too lecheh.

Then we moved on to the marriage of Amber. First off. Everyone thinks it's too much a "coincidental" marriage.
And from a most unlikely source, a lady in our group who's not on the net & not a lady about town piped up, "seems like double boiled soups (or whatever) is still making its way every 6-30am to the top suite of a private hospital for a certain VVVIP daily from Miss AC"

WAH!!
AND karaoke. A Hospital with karaoke?
Wah! So old (70's?), filthy rich & super busy & still ill...STILL got energy to sing karaoke while in hospital?

And why would such a stunner in the prime of her make-hay days marry so soon? Hah? I ask you!
Case of throwing the dogs off the scent. Yeah. We're a coupla old witches. We've seen it all. BRING IT ON!

Next lunch...more people will be shredded to the same fine consistency as our yummy vermicelli wrapped rolls.

Monday, 29 March 2010

Chua Soi Lek is President of MCA

Unless you come from Mars, you would already know that Aunty here is almost the next to last person on this earth to moralize about morality.

For one, I strongly support 2 consenting adults to do what the heck they want to do..so long as.. it's between the both of them.

Yeah. But then Life's a bitch. There's always a qualifier even in immorality.

Sure they can. But..so long as..(in the world according to Aunty)..the 2 consenting adults are singularly in charge of their lives. Ain't no kids, or spouse, or society (if we are spiritual leaders) to answer to.

Yea. Even as we walk through the valley of immorality-no-return, we must surely be vauely aware of who may get hurt by a breach in those who trusts us.

Aiyah. Ofcourse.
We immoralizers (sic) only count any breach in trust as when the other party finds out. Other than that. Nothing counts.

So what does it matter when the Malaysia Chinese Association's only obvious choice (by a landslide) is a man found cheating on his wife of 30+ years for the last 12+ years of their married life? And in live graphics too!

You ask yourself. Does this show that
1. MCA members have a death wish?
2. MCA has a dearth of great leaders?
3. Morality? What morality?

Even if MCA simply does not believe that voters would care that a morally tainted man would lead a major political party, and it is only results which matter, why vote for a man whose sexual exploits must have been viewed by many?

Yes. My mind is infinitely small. I can't look at Chua in the flesh speaking at a rally without seeing him "in the flesh" at his performing best.

OK. One can say the same of Anwar Ibrahim.

With the exception of yours truly - who btw - is not an Anwar supporter - an overwhelming majority of my friends believe Anwar is gay & a sodomiser.

For me, the difference between Chua & Anwar is:

There's no smoking gun in terms of a "live" video of the act(s) for Anwar. What I didn't see, I sure don't believe.

Also. In Anwar's case I still don't understand how Saiful the victim, would obediently strip & come out wearing a towel based on his boss, Anwar's bidding?

A taller, stronger, younger man meely stripping to his jock strap when asked to do so by a shorter, much older, weaker male?

That's why I think something stinks in Denmark.

All the men & women I asked; young, old, strong, fragile said that they would knee the pervert in the groin or grabbed a knife, if that has happened to them. And job be damned!

So how would MCA win over the trust of grassroot leaders & their followers to once again put their trust in Chua?

Or do only results matter, and not morality?

Well. OK. I give you that. To each his own.

And after all. What do I know? After all. Isn't Aunty the Lowest Common Denominator in taste & views?

Tuesday, 16 March 2010

Which Galactical system did these aliens come from?

I got wondering about other galactic systems when I read about ..

The fathers who married their 10- & 11-yr old daughters to men aged >39. It shows you that age does not bring wisdom & some men have almost nothing inside their heads & even less inside their pants.

And I am not sure from which planets these men come.

How else then can you explain for fathers like these who would knowingly inflict such harm on their young children or men like these "husbands" who would want young children as their wives?

In my planet we call these men Perverts & Pedophiles.

Also you would think that IF they were indeed from Malaysia they would know that the marriageable age (or age of consent) has always been 16 upwards & NOT 10 upwards.

And yet from another galaxy...
The Economist featured an article on PM Najib's plan to "modernise" UMNO (sic) where bumi rights may be tampered in an attempt to win the hearts & minds of non-Malays.

In this article, a spokeman from Perkasa; a group fighting for malay rights (which is quite an oxymoron) was also quoted as saying that the mission for Perkasa is quite simple. They are merely asking for nothing more than their fair share.

And I thought joining UMNO was the sure fire way of getting "the" fair share?

Dang! There seems to be more aliens from other galaxies visiting Malaysia than I had originally thought.